7) You send out an evite for your wife's birthday.
6) You think about kicker logistics for your fantasy football team.
5) It's warm outside but the air is "Crisp"
4) You want to tackle office workers Terry Tate style
3) You wear the jersey of a guy who has had more facial surgery than Joan Rivers..and you like it.
2) In the car, on the way to work, you are yelling a snap count (sometimes you include audibles)
1) You spend your day thinking of Hank Williams Jr. and that theme song.
Guilty as charged.
How do you know it's the first day of football season?