Monday, June 05, 2006

It would really suck if a shark fell on us right now

Woman logic, in a word is: complex. In fact, there really is nothing quite like it. You can be just sitting in your car, driving along, looking at the splendor that is God's world outside, and then this phrase is spoken: It would really suck if snakes were to come out of the vents right now.

How do you argue with logic like that? I mean, wouldn't it suck if snakes actually did come through the vents?

She actually tried explaining her chain of thought and how she came to that conclusion. It was way over my head. It was like explaining calculus to a turnip.

The shark comment is actually from last night; right before going to sleep for the night. Again, how do you argue with the logic of how much it would suck if right before going to sleep, someone were to drop a shark on you. I think "really suck" is probably the right level of suck.

Thanks for making me laugh dear!

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Carl: you should go check out the trailer to the new Uma Thurman movie, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Towards the end of the trailer, the hero is sitting on a bed with a friend (who is a girl), when a giant shark comes crashing down on top of it.

    I couldn't make this stuff up.

    Definite synchronicity.

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  2. We actually saw that trailer when we saw Over the Hedge. Maybe that's where it came from..

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  3. Thanks for setting this up for us.And we understand the situation with the out-of-nowhere questions from you know who.

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  4. that happens to me all the time, except, usually I don't say the comments out loud, or if I am thinking about saying it out loud, I decide if it is worth the hassle of explaining where the thought came from...sometimes I just decide its not worth the effort. But that cracked me up.

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  5. oh, btw, I am DYING to see My Super Ex-Girlfriend, it looks awesome.

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  6. Thanks for making me laugh, dear. Aunt Steff called, so it's time for me to call her back, but at least I'm in a good mood. :-)

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