Woman logic, in a word is: complex. In fact, there really is nothing quite like it. You can be just sitting in your car, driving along, looking at the splendor that is God's world outside, and then this phrase is spoken: It would really suck if snakes were to come out of the vents right now.
How do you argue with logic like that? I mean, wouldn't it suck if snakes actually did come through the vents?
She actually tried explaining her chain of thought and how she came to that conclusion. It was way over my head. It was like explaining calculus to a turnip.
The shark comment is actually from last night; right before going to sleep for the night. Again, how do you argue with the logic of how much it would suck if right before going to sleep, someone were to drop a shark on you. I think "really suck" is probably the right level of suck.
Thanks for making me laugh dear!