Darn you McDonalds

Ok, so officially the McOpoly game has been going for one day. I have accumulated 3 best buy bucks, a free small mcflurry, a free medium fries, and 6 property pieces.

I feel my heart congesting already.

Should the Supreme Court Hear This??

Green Bay, Wisconsin(AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Green Bay,WI. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the best degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and confer with ch!ld welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

To My Wife

I don't always do my best

at making myself clear,

And what I really mean to say

you might not always hear.

 

For example, when I burp,

that means you're one great cook!

And when I make a vulgar sound,

I love the way you look.

 

When I (rarely) pass some gas

it means that I'm content.

And when I answer with a grunt

you've got my full consent.

 

When I snore in bed at night,

It's you I'm dreaming of.

And when I don't say anything

I'm overcome with love.

 

Happy Birthday dear!  Pumpkin picking was great, pig racing was great, you are great.

 

(credits to the American Greetings card poem person.  This is exactly me.)